The Superheroes' way of carrying women

All men are the same. Normal and Superhumans alike.

Get a layer deeper and one can notice a pattern in the fantasies of the superheroes, robots and God created by various religions all seem to have the same set of traits.

• Might
• Something/anything that we the normal people can't do, but only the Kryptonian or Enthiran or our recent pal Ra.One Mayur Khan can do.
• Hey Ra.One Mayur Khan, why would a robot need a six pack abs?! Anyways, muscles don't make the metal frame move, or does it? Will Smith told me, it was nanofibres as muscles, you people are into right now. 
• Colorful dressing, like as if all the days were Fridays, and the world was a disco party or a Telugu Movie.
• Most of them have lasers oozing from their eyes, and cough fire.
• Most wear a belt that can hold so many things. Batman, tops the gadget list as always. I mean, the brat is into business and hence rich, what's his problem? Mr. Bruce Wayne, get to a shrink and take that bat memory out of your head. You will have a bright future.

• And the Best of all. All these Guys have the same fantasy of carrying their/other's/whichever woman who needs help, in exactly the same way, everytime. See it for yourself...!

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And Yeah, you can tweet or fb-like this article if you like it. #justsaying !

Related Feeds:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superhero

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Comics

 

What the douche? Mr. Shaktiman? didn't I tell you to leave this page ten minutes ago?

Yo God is So cooL : Cardinal Gianfranco Ravasi : Cartoon

The Vatican's top cultural official on Friday hit out at sermons he said were too often dreary and bland and urged Catholic priests not to shy away from spicing up their preaching.

My take?

 

Speaking at a conference organised by a French institute, Cardinal Gianfranco Ravasi said preaching in churches "was so dull and vapid that it had become quite meaningless."

To yank drowsy church-goers to attention, the Italian cardinal urged priests to jazz up their vocabulary and not be afraid of letting the "scandal" contained in the Bible erupt from the pulpit.

Apparently...

 

He praised micro-blogging site Twitter as a tool that "forces to deliver something in a flash, something primal."

Here goes the Twitter page of Jesus, for you to follow.

http://twitter.com/jesus

 

Source: 

http://www.france24.com/en/20111104-vatican-wants-boring-sermons-spiced

 

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Earth : Made in China : Cartoon

My alien friend gave me a phone call. She is damn pissed...

Legends of Smoke : A photo-collection

When one has Google, a decent Internet connection and access to millions of picture, and a sensible querying strategy to make Google search in the deepest corners of history; photo collecting then becomes not a art but a digital technique. Like this post. Enjoy.

Why a smoke inspired article suddenly?!

Because...because....Obama quit smoking

Note: Pot and Tobacco have not been seen as different smokes in this post, not because I see them to be the same, but because in the photographs they are just smoke... plain smoke, glorious, but hardly true.

This article includes the pics of following people. You must be knowing most of them already, but I write the names down, purely for the "ahaa" effect in you mind.

• Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru
• Jinnah
• Einstein
• Winston Churchill
• Marilyn Monroe
• Arnold Schwarzenegger
• Bob Marley
• Nicolas Sarkozy
• Shah Rukh Khan (one pic, for formality)

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Links 4 U" + "I am Invisible

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Judge William Adams : Literally belted : News today!

These are the News thats exploding across Youtube, news websites and every other possible media on Earth, may be even in some planets unknown to man. But for sure, if such a planet exists and the aliens decide to invade Earth tomorrow, these news can definitely make them change their minds, that it is not worth the effort. I mean why would aliens invade a primitive civilization?

Here are the News Headlines...

Bengal Hospital Uses acid instead of antiseptic, baby dead.

Not long after the 26 children death in West Bengal has over (in government hospitals), another incident has happened, which is far more like a scene pulled out of torture movies like Hostel, Grotesque,Human Centipede, antichrist etc which only the Japanese and Korean directors are perverted/talented enough to imagine. 

Coming back from the digression. What happened was that a nurse thought that it was a bottle with antiseptic, and poured the acid over the sensitive area where orgasms are felt. The woman was giving birth. As if a labour pain was not sufficient enough to put off a woman, here comes the acid, and there goes the baby.

Hey, the like the seven billionth record, can this be the Record for the "Youngest baby to have been killed by acid torture?"

New mothers served phenyl instead of vitamins.

This is another nut case, where phenyl has been stored in bottles in Amravati Hospital,Mumbai which the new mothers consumed. I am too tired to comment on it now. Seriously..

And the Best one of the Day...goes to..

and thankfully this is outside India!

Dude...seriously! If beating up the kids / even grown ups is such an issue:

1. All Indian parents will be behind bars
2. Jails will overflow, Kanimozhi and Karunanidhi Inc. won't have rooms in Jails.
3. Youtube will run out of space, if we start uploading
4. India will have to better than 142nd rank for Internet Speed, compared to world average of 1.5 mbps. Hence we can't use Youtube anyways!
5. Indian news media will have a fun time! "What is happening: The parenting paradox!!!!" ha ha...

Quote for the Day

"All generalizations are wrong, including this one"

 

Further reads:

http://www.freakonomics.com/2010/07/07/the-paradox-of-parenting/

http://www.ndtv.com/article/world/judges-daughter-posts-youtube-videos-says-he-beat-her-with-belt-146422?pfrom=home-topstories

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2056582/Judge-William-Adams-beats-disabled-daughter-Hillary-16-YouTube-video.html

http://www.ndtv.com/article/india/26-children-die-in-government-hospitals-in-west-bengal-118132?slider

http://www.ndtv.com/article/cities/bengal-hospital-uses-acid-instead-of-antiseptic-baby-dead-146094?slider

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerebral_palsy

 

 

A proper jinkachikka on Rajyotsava attached!

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This is in continuity with previous post! Have a jinkachikka time!

Karnataka Rajyotsava: Comment ça va? Je suis un peu malade!

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It is karnataka Rajyotsava. In simpler terms, the Birth of Karnataka State. I stay in NGV, Bangalore and there is a ball going on downstairs with people assembled to celebrate the day. The people are from all parts of India, as any thin sliced sample of Bangalore would exhibit. NGV is no great exception.

I was adrenaline pumped to know why a day to celebrate the birth of a state, inside a nation. The curiosity was normal because, I have been using Karnataka's resources for six years now.

So, I went there and found the following songs blaring out of some poor quality Chinese speakers.

The playlist is as follows..

1. Jinkachikka jinkachikka...
2.dance pe chance maarle...oh soniye
3.some other hindi song, in this video
4. And some tamil song tunes played by a lad in keyboard.
5.and finally a hindi skit!

I am now in my room and reading the following article in wikipedia.

Oh great...now Igiri Nandhini, nandhitha medhini... is running...which language is it by the way?!

We are the Cyber Stigmata

This was a photo that was doing rounds in Facebook for sometime, as does all good information which deserve a permanence far more bigger. I felt this was some issue which needed a more permanent housing, hence chose my blog. DO YOU HAVE IT "ON" YOU. Most of the heavy PC and Laptop users have it. 

We are the Cyber stigmas.

Note: The word Cyber Stigmata was coined by Ram.N, in the year 2011, on a jobless night.

OK..she is fair, and hence the mark looks good.

I am an Indian and it looks like how it should. Can't help. Bear with me.

 

The 7 billion population. What it means and what not.

We the Humans have reached a huge 7 million world population. I wonder why have the mathematicians still not calculated the K-constant for Humans!?

 @UN : in twitter said on : "Days from now, the human family will welcome its 7 billionth member.  Online countdown clock: http://bit.ly/mZDKaK #UN4U #7billion "

 @UN : "Monday: Population analysts estimate the world's population is now #7billion! What's your  story? http://bit.ly/tCRzIV"

The following were few other voices on twitter...unique eyes, unique views. It is this diversity that makes us keep ticking doesn't it.

 RT @14_yr_old_Etard: 5,484 children sexually assaulted and 1,408 others killed in different parts of  India last year, and here we are celebrating the #7Billion

 @ndtv : #Philippines welcomes symbolic '7 billionth baby'

 

Well, one thing is sure. Everytime such a "you-can-be-world-famous" opportunity knocks the doors, India is an early bird to catch it, as always. 

Every second many are born and a little lesser than those born, die. This is why the population is rising. So essentially the chances of a child being born in a particular geographic location is a pure probabilitistic outcome.

So why India? Why Not China?

For that matter why not even Nigeria or Siberia?

That is because, probability is a very fragile system whose accuracy can be jeopardised by even the dumbest of factors, like media interference, psychological factors, the way the data in interpreted and the number of distortive factors go on till infinity+1 .

My instict says the 7 billionth Indian baby has a rival for the title in China or even any other geographic location, can never say. It is bad to speak as if only the Chinese and the Indians reproduce in the whole wide world. But that is exactly how people across nations see India and China! The world nations go a step ahead and assumed themselves to be the Lord of the Rings and China is seen as the the Dark empire eyeing on the Ring, to get world domination.

But as any wise person would guess, I don't think Chinese government ,people and media, unlike the Indian government ,people and media respectively, would like to bring this news to the forefront and let the media have a Gala time. The Chinese knew it long back that they will be screwed if the 7 billionth contribution to the human gene pool has Chinese gene. They have really tried hard to avoid this burden, which Indians happily embraces and enjoyed.

Have a look: http://www.thehindu.com/news/international/article2574176.ece

 

...Mmmmyyy Preccciiiooouuussssss......!!!

Don't worry world nations...I will talk to China and India about that.

 

Mike testing one two three!

The great blogger dilemma. Which blog? wordpress/blogger/posterious/tumblr.

Which template? Simple/colorful

Why no plugins? If yes, which ones? Why should I pay for that?! 

Which custom domain name?! Damn..I wanted that one...so now what..a compromise.aka.creative domain name? Oh come on!!!

Exactly going through all that right now. and hopefully will do something that can justify all this work!!!

Ok, I know this is Irritating, but it is for your own Good!


I have moved all my blogging to tumblr.com, and to top up the perfectionism, it is now a custom domain: www.nram.co.in. 
All for the quality of content I can deliver to you - my dear reader.


So please Click ON this link...www.nram.co.in

No Road less travelled by

Two roads diverged in the yellow woods,
and I chose the one less travelled by.
But with the population so many,
Even this road is no less travelled by.
In fact there are signal and cops.
And hence it makes no difference,
More precisely no sense at all!

Concept of God: Wikipedia Model

Author note: The definition is stupid because it was defined long back, with insufficient knowledge. God needs to be redefined now and then like how a Wikipedia page is updated as and when the information is generated. In fact, the concept of God is more crucial than a Wikipedia page, simply because a majority incessantly refers to it, religiously. It needs to be filled with the correct information.

Else, the concept of God would cease to exist, like how an outdated Wikipedia page would cease to exist, or worse, it would not be trusted anymore.

What good is God the concept, if not trusted?

P: If you say God might/might not exist, then why do you go to temples and church?
Q: I go there because temples and churches exist. Whether God lives there? I don't know.
P: What does that mean?
Q: Temples exist, churches exist, people exist, religions exist. All exist in a so far  fairly successful attempt to inject moral into humans, who are just a better evolved version of our animal ancestors. So I believe in them.
P: Then why just not in the God?
Q: I don't know. I am not convinced with the hype that concept/factor has been inflated to. Especially with the way the human's have designed that concept by personifying it and giving it myriad possibilities of characteristics and personalities.
P: You say the generations of wisdom and the moral fiber is wrong?
Q: I really don't understand why would the wise men who could contemplate the necessity for a strong framework that could hold the social animals from going berserk, choose the concept called God, to set up a moral constitution. It is just plain creative. Well, to that creativity that came up with the architecture of the churches, I pay my due respects.
P: So what according to you is God?
Q: The Least common Multiple of all the unique thinking patterns of the society. The beauty however is that the Least common multiple turns out to be 1. The concept of God.
P: Why 1?
Q: whatever the number you might have in mind, just multiply it with 1, and you will get what you had in mind. So you are never disappointed. So is the concept of God. You need it to save yourself of the mental burden and disappointments. A psychological refuge.
P: That's plain maths...sounds silly to me. You cannot convince me. Try, if you can.
Q: O.K. What if...I take away hunger and death and the need to reproduce away from you? Would you need the concept of God?
P: Ah, blasphemy. Only God can do that.
Q: Or worse, If I can make you immortal, would you accept me as the God?
P: Stupidity.
Q: Yes, that's what I say. The definition is stupid.


-Ram.N
www.about.me/nram

iQualia : Quotes

Success likes to serve the man, whose thoughts and actions are two parallel lines travelling in harmonious unperturbed synchronicity. - http://iqualia.tumblr.com/ 

"if P, then Q" : my space to reason

Launched the new blog... www.iQualia.tumblr.com

Purpose : Specially created to capture the thoughts that come out of nowhere, at the most random of moments like jogging/gym, chatting, beer, sleeping, shaving etc. The thought capture would be facilitated by the tumblr.com app on the android market.

www.iQualia.tumblr.com will serve as my blog for some serious blogging. I wish to keep it as a "I don't Give a fuck to the Readers" kinda blog, unlike this nice-nice blog.

"if P, then Q" is the blog title. Now, logically, why would you even visit such a blog.
I know.

As a higher man, One day I will...

Note: this is a short thought that pops up often in my mind. Very often. The roots of it are too deep to track down now. However, the thought by itself is worth blogging/bragging.

"One day I will be able to enter a wi-fi zone, and access the information stored in The Internet, right from my mind. Like how you perceive sound and colors. I would not need a device to translate for me."