These are the News thats exploding across Youtube, news websites and every other possible media on Earth, may be even in some planets unknown to man. But for sure, if such a planet exists and the aliens decide to invade Earth tomorrow, these news can definitely make them change their minds, that it is not worth the effort. I mean why would aliens invade a primitive civilization?
Here are the News Headlines...
and thankfully this is outside India!
Dude...seriously! If beating up the kids / even grown ups is such an issue:
- All Indian parents will be behind bars
- Jails will overflow, Kanimozhi and Karunanidhi Inc. won't have rooms in Jails.
- Youtube will run out of space, if we start uploading
- India will have to better than 142nd rank for Internet Speed, compared to world average of 1.5 mbps. Hence we can't use Youtube anyways!
- Indian news media will have a fun time! "What is happening: The parenting paradox!!!!" ha ha...
Quote for the Day
"All generalizations are wrong, including this one"